Hi internet,
Faux meats make me a wannabe meat-eater? Wha? (Does that make you think of the Spice Girls? It makes me think of the Spice Girls. Bet Wannabe will be stuck in your head now. Sucka)
I've been told being a vegetarian means I can't crave the taste of meat (if you turn this into something sexual, I swear I'll staple your cornea).
I'm a vegetarian because I love animals, not because I don't enjoy the taste of chicken. I enjoyed eating meat until I put two and two together and realized that chicken breasts had faces.
Every once in a while, I'll get a craving for a McChicken or ribs. Thing is, I still love those little chickens and piggies (when they're breathing). If I can conquer that craving without death and suffering, why wouldn't I?
No, I'm not a fake vegetarian. Not wanting to eat meat doesn't mean I don't want to eat the taste of meat... Does that even make sense? It does. I say so.
In conclusion, IT'S TOFURKEY TIME, BITCHES.
Sarah
2011-03-31
White Chocolate Brownie
Dear. Goodness. Yes. Please. More. Thank you.
As my friend Sara said: "It's one of the seven wonders of your mouth."
We went to Moxie's simply for dessert (though Sara got fries first, of course... What's wrong with you, lady? Didn't save enough room for the brownie).
The brownie was soft with a somewhat crispy top. Tasted like a sugar cookie with ribbons of chocolate.
The ice cream was obviously delicious.
Whipped cream? Do you have to ask?
Chocolate sauce on top... I'm pretty sure I don't even have to say anything else.
As my friend Sara said: "It's one of the seven wonders of your mouth."
We went to Moxie's simply for dessert (though Sara got fries first, of course... What's wrong with you, lady? Didn't save enough room for the brownie).
The brownie was soft with a somewhat crispy top. Tasted like a sugar cookie with ribbons of chocolate.
The ice cream was obviously delicious.
Whipped cream? Do you have to ask?
Chocolate sauce on top... I'm pretty sure I don't even have to say anything else.
Buy me another and I will love you for the rest of time, or at least until we all explode in 2012. Can you imagine everyone in the world exploding? That would probably smell horrible...
MMM BROWNIES.
Room For Legumes
Hi internet,
The name's Sarah. I'm 21, a Canadian journalism student and a huge animal lover. I've been a vegetarian for the last three or four years.
Saying that, I'm not a "PETA freak." Sure, I appreciate PETA's promotion of animal rights awareness and I support some of their campaigns, but I disagree with plenty of things they do.
I'm clarifying because people actually seem to take offence when they find out I stay away from flesh. I'm not out to convert you! I ate meat for 17 or 18 years; I'm not really allowed to judge. No matter how many times you tell me you'll just compensate by eating double your regular amount of meat or that animals are created for our consumption, I won't stop.
As much as I can wish the world would stop killing for 30 minute meals, I know this won't happen. You know what also won't happen again? Beef, chicken, fish, seafood, lamb, rabbit, pork, goose, duck, etc. entering my mouth. Stop bugging me!
Sarah
The name's Sarah. I'm 21, a Canadian journalism student and a huge animal lover. I've been a vegetarian for the last three or four years.
Saying that, I'm not a "PETA freak." Sure, I appreciate PETA's promotion of animal rights awareness and I support some of their campaigns, but I disagree with plenty of things they do.
I'm clarifying because people actually seem to take offence when they find out I stay away from flesh. I'm not out to convert you! I ate meat for 17 or 18 years; I'm not really allowed to judge. No matter how many times you tell me you'll just compensate by eating double your regular amount of meat or that animals are created for our consumption, I won't stop.
As much as I can wish the world would stop killing for 30 minute meals, I know this won't happen. You know what also won't happen again? Beef, chicken, fish, seafood, lamb, rabbit, pork, goose, duck, etc. entering my mouth. Stop bugging me!
Sarah
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